Humour

To laugh is a beautiful thing, says comedian extraordinaire Ellen DeGeneres. I hope my humour will help you get through a bad day, even if fleetingly.

The Woes of Being Born with a Set of Small Eyes

“Where are your eyes?” my friends would chuckle whenever they saw photos of me smiling. What should have been two oval shapes on a face... Read More

Signs You Have Let Yourself Go and Given up on This Thing Called Life

Everybody grows old, but not everyone lets himself or herself go. You may have given up on this thing called life if any of these... Read More

Why Was It Okay for Lord Zedd to Parade around in a Bikini and Thong?

I have recently discovered that, being born in the year 1986, I in fact tick the age bracket of the millennial. Ergo, it is this... Read More

My Website Was Hacked by the Same Group That Took Down Anonymous’s Website. #IHaveMadeIt

The day began like any other. The second I opened my eyes, I reached for my phone. My vision still bleared, I typed in the... Read More

How to Finally Achieve One Miserable New Year’s Resolution

The month of December is a time when you are most hopeful and ambitious (I blame the Christmas lights). You make lots of promises to... Read More

How to Buy Presents for People You’re Only Pretending to Like

Christmas is upon us, and that means it is time to make nice with people that have royally pissed us off. Or at least we... Read More

Wearing a Fitness Smartband Has Ruined My Life

A fitness smartband is supposed to motivate you to adopt an active lifestyle — that is what they say. Who “they” are I do not... Read More

How to Be Very Passive Aggressive

Who likes conflicts? Donald Trump. But for the rest of us who have to worry about keeping our jobs and friends, yelling is not always... Read More

I Almost Died Today

I have always imagined my death. I’m the strapping hero who gets shot in an armed robbery while defending a defenceless old woman. Or I’ve... Read More

How to Be the Perfectest and Awesomest Airbnb Guest

“Don’t take candies from strangers, and definitely don’t follow them into their homes.” So went the advice our parents gave us. Today, thanks to Airbnb, we... Read More